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pinkvelourtracksuit:

if a bitch wanna show some titties and ass! let ha live!!!! LET HA!!!!! all u niggas that are screaming ‘she’s a hoe’ ‘no one would eva wife her’ ‘she out there’ are the same niggas that are beating ur meat to ha pics at night and nutting in ur socks wishing u had a bitch like her look ur way! 

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via planetsoda)

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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apsies:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

It’s not fair for him to even be on the show. Who’s gonna beat him? Seriously?

Yeah he’s gonna win.

I can’t get enough of this.

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

(Source: fingerblaster113, via planetsoda)

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