all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
(via shitweed)
I like her dad I’m glad he didn’t ask me about evolution
“Ryan, I like you. My daughter likes you and so does my wife. But who is “Gary Nostalgiaultra” and why is he asking to “eat your ass” online on Tumblr.com?”
(via nosdrinker)
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
(via naughtyrice)
