Silencio, old man.

Your favorite weirdo.

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me:hey whats up....................slime man
girl:do you have a signature on your texts or something
me:no..........................slime man

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

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